FUCKERIES VERSUS LOVE AKA JO'S EGO RAGES OUT OF CONTROL

This...
...and this

"Sasáor banbannóg no sabáli ti aglamlámot."

Because there's too many fuckers riding on other peoples merits. Get out the kitchen son!

Excuse me while I rigorously wank my ego but writing is my first love and I've got quite alright at it...despite all the weeks and weeks of shit work placements and the hysterical, angry crying at making it into a paid career. Long before the love of East coast rappers, attention-seeking, laughing at other peoples misfortunes and eating deep fried food in my pants in-front of Channel 4, was writing.

As much as I find it really fucking lovely that everyone wants to be a creative jack-of-all-trades I can't help but think that it's for a bit of glory and status, like they have something to prove...'lets choose a trendy, glamorous profession and bastardise it for everyone else, yay!'. Like those deluded freaks in the first rounds of X Factor...you know the ones with borderline mental problems. The ones that go "you don't understand Simon Cowell, if I work hard enough one day I'll be the next Beyonce, you watch!". No, no you fucking won't you ignorant brick wall brained, life-fail, sub-human, learning-tard. This modern mentality that you should get whatever you want because it's somehow owed to you is the pinnacle of waste. Of course you need to be hard working but you also need to be not shitty-average-uninspiring-quantity-over-quality-hard-working. I can't count, so I wouldn't become a mathematician, I look rough and walk like a constipated giraffe in heels so I wouldn't be a model. So if you can't write and your heart lies in the social climbing of it all and not in the waking up bleary eyed in the middle of the night to scribble down ideas, then you are doing it for the wrong reasons and you can fuck right off. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THESE PEOPLE?! I mean yeah, everyone loves a bit of praise and of course I'll roll round like a pig in shit at a lickle bit of glory but latching on to people purely for professional gain is transparent, malicious and pretty thick if you haven't got the abilities to back up your boasting. I'm not going to rub off on you...or rub you off.

But what can you do to avoid it? Fuck all. Meh. I'd better fill up some buckets with piss to put out all the burning bridges. Look forward to reading "you iz a right hypocrite you talk to semi-famous musicians to make yourself cool!!! whinge blah blah moan etc" messages.